Hogy miért kell minden elektronikus eszközt kikapcsolni felszállás és leszállás alatt?

Ebből a videóból megtudhatod, a szövegét pedig el is olvashatod:

AIRLINE ATTENDANT: Ladies and gentlemen, as we prepare for take-off, please turn off all your electronic devices.

MIDDLE-AGED MAN: Why?

AIRLINE ATTENDANT: What’s that?

MIDDLE-AGED MAN: Why do we have to turn off our electronic devices?

AIRLINE ATTENDANT: Because they can interfere with the plane’s navigation.

MIDDLE-AGED MAN: Oh, OK.

AIRLINE ATTENDANT: So anyway…

MIDDLE-AGED MAN: How?

AIRLINE ATTENDANT: What’s that?

MIDDLE-AGED MAN: How do they interfere with the plane’s navigation?

AIRLINE ATTENDANT: Because the electronic signals can interfere with the signal between the plane and the radio tower on take-off and landing.

MIDDLE-AGED MAN: Oh, OK. Gotcha. That makes sense. Thank you.

AIRLINE ATTENDANT: OK. Let’s all make sure that your seats are fully upright.

30S-SOMETHING WOMAN: Wait. I get why I can’t have a radio or whatever. But how is my Kindle going to screw things up?

MIDDLE-AGED MAN: Yeah, that’s a good question.

AIRLINE ATTENDANT: Well, it’s not just radios. All devices create electromagnetic field that can interfere with radio frequencies.

ALL PASSANGERS: Ohhhhh….

AIRLINE ATTENDANT: All right, please make sure that all those try tables up and ….

TEENAGE GIRL: Wait, so you’re saying that a ninety million dollar aircraft can’t ignore the signal from my $40 iPod shuffle? That’s weird.

30S-SOMETHING WOMAN: She is right. That is weird.

MIDDLE-AGED MAN: Yeah, I’m confused again.

20S-SOMETHING MAN: If they’re so dangerous why do you allow devices on plane, and not – I dunno – gels?

20S-SOMETHING WOMAN: Yeah, could I hold this plane hostage with my 3DS?

AIRLINE ATTENDANT: Some devices are more dangerous than others, but there is not enough time to go through them one-by-one.

BUSINESSMAN: I mean, how come the plane doesn’t interfere with my phone?

TEENAGE BOY: And why don’t other phones interfere with my phone?

ELDERLY WOMAN: I just always leave my phone on and nothing happens.

AIRLINE ATTENDANT: You can’t. Everybody now: all electronic devices have to be turned off!

ELDERLY MAN: I can’t turn off my pacemaker!

AIRLINE ATTENDANT: Your pacemaker is fine.

ELDERLY MAN: Well, that just opens up a new can of worms.

AIRLINE ATTENDANT: AIRPLANES ARE MAGIC! OK? No-one knows why you have to turn off your phones! You wanna know why? Because NOONE KNOWS HOW AN AIRPLANE WORKS! A couple of dumbos down in Kitty Hawk took some sticks and some old pants and glued them together and it FUCKING FLEW. And no-one knows why?

MOM PASSENGER: I thought the wings generated lift.

AIRLINE ATTENDANT: Lift? Thrust? No. Scientists want to make it look like they figured it out. But has ever figured it out! Now we’re just rocketing through space on a 30-ton dumpster running on God-knows-what-magic! And you guys want this to dick around with that? Who knows what could fuck this shit up? So just turn off your goddamn twitter machines off for the next thirteen minutes while we sail through the clouds like the Sun God Apollo and just read a fucking skymalls! Okay?

TEENAGE GIRL: Hey…

AIRLINE ATTENDANT: My sister is pregnant!

source: collegehumor.com